Before you continue, you should be aware of the following:

I am a very odd person. As a result, my viewpoints may differ greatly from yours. If you are someone who is easily offended, I suggest going elsewhere.

If you are looking for sophisticated, intellectual humor, look somewhere else.

Although there is nothing illegal (I hope) on this page, I don't recommend anyone under, oh, I don't know, I'll say about 10 years old seeing this page.
This page probably isn't necessary, but what the hell.